Halloween is on its way! Whether you're trick-or-treating with the kids or headed out to your bestie's annual boo bash, you can't go wrong breaking out a funny Halloween pun in honor of the occasion.
It's the season after all, and what better way to usher in all things black and orange than by scaring up a few chuckles?
If you've come to unearth some ghoulishly good one-liners, then you're in luck, because you're sure to have the crowd positively howling with this stockpile of fang-tastic puns to use however you see fit. And all of them, dare we say, are frightfully gourd.
In this comprehensive roundup of tongue-in-cheek sayings, you'll discover witch puns along with corny cracks on the rest of your Halloween favorites, like ghosts, pumpkins, vampires, bats, cats and more.
Drop one of these clever sayings into an Instagram post while sharing this year's award-winning costume or entertain the crew while tossing back some witches brew at your local haunt. Either way, everyone is guaranteed to be entertained by these witticisms that pay tribute to Oct. 31.
In fact, any time is a good time to deliver one of these silly Halloween puns. And when you do, you'll have everyone, well, dying with laughter.
Best Halloween Puns
- All is calm, all is fright.
- Home treat home.
- Undead as a doornail.
- Home of the grave.
- Friday Night Frights.
- Time to boo-gie!
- Halloween puns are so candy corny.
- This appears to be a grave situation.
- Cereal killer.
- Make way for the Hallo-queen.
- Bone to be wild.
- The Legend of Creepy Hollow.
- Show me the mummy!
- Treat me right.
- The A-Scream.
- Saturday Fright Live.
- Eat, drink and be scary.
- Meow you're talking!
- It's the most wonderful time of the fear.
- If you've got it, haunt it.
- Creepin' it real.
- Someone's spoiling for a fright.
- I couldn't scare less.
- It's a grave new world.
- Let's get this party star-dead!
- Bone-jour!
- I take my coffee with scream and sugar.
- Long time, no spooky.
- Bat’s all folks!
- Werewolves: Good fur nothing.
- Haunt couture.
- Happy Hallo-wine!
- Fright this way.
- Totally eerie-sistable.
- Howl-ween.
- Trick-or-treat yo' self.
- Newly webs.
- Creep on creepin' on.
- Halloween puns are so corny.
- Ghouls just wanna have fun!
Witch Halloween Puns
- Witch better have my candy.
- Life’s a witch, then you fly.
- This is my resting witch face.
- Witch way to the party?
- Get witch or die trying.
- Broom with a view.
- Where my witches at?
- Witches be crazy.
- I purr a spell on you.
- Feelin’ wicked.
- Things just went from bad to warts.
- Bewitcha in a minute.
- You’ve got hex appeal.
- Curse practitioner.
- The witch doctor is in.
- I'm about to fly off the handle.
- How do you spell relief? M-A-G-I-C.
- We're broommates.
- Give 'em spell.
- I can drive a stick.
- It's the witching hour.
- On a dry spell.
- Witch you were here.
- Just brew it.
- Saved by the spell.
- Cat got your tongue?
- Turns out I'm 100% that witch.
- Witch and famous.
Pumpkin Halloween Puns
- The pump-king.
- Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
- You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
- Orange you pumped for Halloween?
- Hey there, gourd-eous!
- The gourd, the bad and the ugly.
- Gourd vibes only.
- It’s all or pumpkin.
- Life is gourd.
- You’ve got another thing pumpkin.
- I'm not feeling very gourd.
- Let's get smashed.
- Oh my gourd!
- Gourd big or gourd home.
- Gonna have a gourd time tonight.
- Let's get lit.
- Jock-o'-lantern.
- Let's get glowing.
Vampire Halloween Puns
- Fang you. Fang you very much.
- I’m batty for you.
- Bat to the bone.
- I'll have a Bloody Mary.
- Blind as a bat.
- One Blood light coming up!
- Pain in the neck.
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween.
- On a coffin break.
- You’re just my blood type.
- Been there, done bat.
- Fangs for the memories!
- Big Fang Theory
- Baby, now we got bad blood.
- Blind as a bat.
- Love at first bite.
- You can Count on me.
- Pain in the neck.
- Welcome to the fang club.
Ghost Halloween Puns
- You're my little boo thang.
- Ghoul luck, babe!
- Where my ghouls at?
- What ghost around, comes around.
- Diamonds are a ghoul’s best friend.
- Who brought the boo’s?
- I’m just here for the boo’s.
- Deja boo!
- Let’s boo this!
- Squad ghouls.
- I haven’t got a boo.
- A ghoul’s paradise.
- Chasin’ the boos away.
- Ghost ahead, make my day.
- Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
- I’m just a ghoul, standing in front of a boo, asking him to love her.
- Boos cruise.
- Ghost traumatic stress disorder.
- Be my ghoulfriend.
- Three sheets to the wind.
- Hide-and-go-shriek.
- You'll find me at the boo-tique.
- I've got a boo-boo.
- Let's go bargain haunting.
- Who's that ghoul?
- I've got my eye on boo.
- Boo ya!
- Ghoul power.
- The ghostess with the mostest.
- That's the spirit!
Zombie Halloween Puns
- You won't take me alive!
- No zombies allowed in the living room.
- Knock 'em dead.
- Pleased to eat you!
- Thank God it's Fright-day.
- Drop-dead gorgeous.
- Bone appetite!
- Mummies get a bad wrap.
- The skeleton crew.
- The Dead Hot Chili Peppers
- Working the graveyard shift.
- Over my dead body.
- Dead tired.
- The Grateful Dead.
- Skella good.
- Dead-icated to you.
