When the daily grind gets old, sometimes all that’s necessary to help perk things up is a solid one-liner or funny dad joke to make you feel like you can brew anything you set your mind to.
Of course, a shot of espresso doesn’t hurt either. Whatever it takes to help you feel grounded, we’ve got a list of coffee puns that are sure to have you livin’ la vida mocha.
Did you catch all those funny puns right there? We brewed them up just for you, in case you need a little inspiration to help stay, well, grounded.
Yep, in the collection below you’ll discover all kinds of corny coffee puns to use however you see fit.
From tongue-in-cheek lines about lattes to groan-worthy cracks on your daily cuppa joe, this collection of puns goes full steam ahead on all things related to the mighty brew.
In this comprehensive list, you’ll find cute coffee puns, puns for couples and pretty much anything else related to your daily dose of rocket fuel.
Use one of these short lines to caption an Instagram post or to give your local barista a chuckle the next time you order an oat milk macchiato with five pumps of syrup.
Either way, whoever is on the receiving end of one of these punny gems is bound say, “Cool beans!”
Best Coffee Puns
- Hit me with your best shot.
- Java nice day!
- Brew or die.
- Full steam ahead.
- Brew can do it.
- Not your average joe.
- Good things come to those who au lait.
- Ex-presso yourself.
- Brew can’t handle the truth!
- Look what you made me brew.
- This is grounds for dismissal.
- One small steep for man, one giant steep for mankind.
- I’d love to go, but I’ve been grounded.
- Deja brew.
- The daily grind.
- It’s just a shot in the dark.
- Just brew it.
- I don’t give a frappe.
- This is how we brew it.
- Perk up, it’ll be OK.
- I’m running a bit latte.
- Stay grounded.
- Livin’ la vida mocha.
- Every little thing is going to bean alright.
- Red, white and brew.
- Cool beans!
- This is the start of a brew-tiful friendship.
- Hit the grounds running.
- That’s a tall order!
- Lait it on me.
- It’s no skim off my back.
- Don’t bean around the bush.
- Better lait than never.
Coffee Puns For Couples
- I love you a latte.
- You mocha me crazy.
- Never bean kissed.
- You mean a latte to me.
- Where've you bean all my life?
- We're the perfect blend.
- That's a cheap shot!
- You've bean on my mind.
- Wake me up before you cocoa.
- We were meant to bean.
- Pour some sugar on me.
- Don’t press your luck.
- I’m a latte to handle.
- Sip me baby, one more time!
- Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
- Hot to trot.
Cute Coffee Puns
- Pardon my French roast.
- Frappe birthday!
- Don't spill the beans.
- Trouble is a-brewin'.
- The ends justify the beans.
- Ask not what your country can brew for you, but what you can brew for your country.
- Ground rules.
- It's all going to pot.
- Wake up and smell the coffee.
- Take a walk on the mild side.
- No use crying over spilled milk.
- Put on your thinking cappuccino.
- Bean me up, Scotty!
- Espresso Patronum!
- And that's a frappe!
- Steep on it.
- Nice chai, better luck next time.
- I can't frappe my head around it.
- It's a long shot.
- To bean or not to bean, that is the question.
- My cup runneth over.
- It's not worth a hill of beans.
- Bean there, done that.
- Mocha makes the world go round.
- I'm running out of steam.
- Stop the presses!
